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Retirement Jokes

Retirement jokes are make happy to the person and the person enjoy these jokes fully. Retired persons may be happy with there retirement or sad also depending on there habit or choice. So thatswhy they want to some thing enjoyable moments in there life. Retirement jokes are often coined by retirees themselves.

There are different types of retirement jokes are available and some are clean, dirty types of jokes. You can easily change the wording to suit your situation. Many service providers provide personalized retirement speeches to individuals after understanding their requirements. At the time of retirement party they meet to there relatives and friends and make full of fun, jokes and enjoyment with there sweet memories.

Some jokes are as follows

Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. "We're supposed to wear something that matches our husband's hair, so I'm wearing black," said Mrs. Smith. "Oh my," said Mrs. Jones, "I'd better not go.
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone'